asian guido

A single asian male between the ages of 18-35 who frequents the gym, 18+ bars, and your slutty ex-girlfriend's bed. He has biceps bigger than his head and doesn't lift legs because it makes his penis look smaller than it already is. His relationship with God is just as good as the one with his tattoo artist. Preferred drinks are saki bombs and seoul trains.

"Omg Hil, did you see that asian guido that works at the suishi restaurant down the street? He asked for my number before he asked if i wanted ginger and wasabi."

"Omg Karen, asian guidos are totally your type."

by vodkacupcakes December 14, 2013

guido frolic

A stupid type of dance, where guido's (mostly found in the new york area) jump around like maniac's moving their feet quickly, thinking that this will help them to get ass.

guido frolic


Hey what's wrong with David Luke is he drunk,
No, he's just doing his gay "guido frolic".

by Beta Beta Beta April 4, 2009

Guildenstern

The better of the two in the play Hamlet.

Guildenstern is fantastic, ie. Better than Rosencrantz

by Hildy November 18, 2003

Guido

1. Originating from Italian culture. Guidos are those tools you see on Jersey Shore. Not all Italians are Guidos. and in fact there is a difference between the two. And thanks to Jersey Shore there are alot of wannabe Guidos all over the United States. All guidos are total fags and lazy pieces of shit.

2. Proof that whitetrash now comes in orange.

Fucken hell!!!! eveyone in my school is tryin to be a guido wannabe now, thanks to Jersey Shore!!!!!

by The one with the answer 69 July 8, 2011

Guido Cut

The haircut made famous by the douche bag bro Pauly-D from the show Jersey Shore.

Did you see Dave?
No, why?
He's totally rocking the Guido cut.

by Sean "The Shaft" August 1, 2011

Anticapitalist guillotine movement

A movement against capitalism that seeks to come to power and replace it with another type of government like communism,anarchy etc. and take all the bankers and other people who work in finance and other people who support them like cops and politicians etc. and chop there head off with a guillotine.

Support the anticapitalist guillotine movement.

by The Fury 13 December 12, 2010

Guido Gas

An energy drink, such as Monster, Red Bull, Rockstar, or Amp. Though Guidos rely on these energy drinks to function, they generally mix them with one or more types of alcohol to counter the jittery side-effects. Common mixers include Jagermeister and vodka, though they are rarely exclusive to either.

I was just in the convenience store, where I saw two Guidos fueling up on Guido Gas.

by The Notorious J.A.Y. February 23, 2009