glass slipper

A condom.

A condom is the glass slipper of our time. You put it on, dance all night and throw it away in the morning.

by Tyler February 9, 2004

Glass Dick

noun; An object that is made of glass, has a long hollow shaft with a hollow ball shape on the end somewhat resembling the male genatilia (hence the name) and used by drug addicts to smoke methamphetamine or more commonly speed See also: pizzo twizzle oil burner meth pipe tweak pipe stick

Tweaker: "Hey.. uhh.. uhh.. hey man... uhh... pass the glass dick, huh?"

Non-Tweaker: "I don't even know you, and I don't do speed."
Non-Tweaker thinks to himself, "Fucking tweakers."

by Oil Field Trash November 7, 2008

Glass Chin

Someone who has a weak chin or can't take a punch.

"How's it going?" "Mmmbad" "Did I remind you that you have a glass chin?"

by Pat Rorke October 20, 2008

h-Glassed

When you are almost done with a project on the computer and the *&*&*&& hourglass icon shows up and never goes away.

Lauren: Did you finish the IPS Report?
Alexis: Yes. Its done, but when I went to print, I got h-glassed. I'll try again later

by n-tern January 13, 2008

glassed out

When someone has had too much to drink, aka they are drunk.

Comes from the thought that someone has had too many glasses of some alcoholic drink.

Carl: Man did you see Vicky last night at the bar?

Dan: Nah man, how was she?

Carl: She had about 3 Mojitos and 2 Calimochos, she was glassed out.

by CMJAX July 19, 2010

glass cleaner

multi-surface cleaner
used on sufaces such as:
desks
computer screens
wndows
vaginas

I just had a dirty night, wheres my glass cleaner?

by santaporn December 10, 2004

Flipping the Glass

When a glass is to be flipped (an empty beer glass, placed upside down on the bar), means that you the drinkee must physically fight the toughest person in the pub/bar. The toughest person is usually everyone in the bar, due to the fact that everyone thinks they are the toughest.

I'm gunna flip the glass.
I will be flipping the glass today.

by mellow naplm July 27, 2006