Functional Retard

fuhngk-shuh-nl ri-tahrd

1. Psychology. a person of the operational order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25 yet still mantains the ability to convince society of their relevance, and ability to be trusted to act intelligently.

2. A charismatic individual which demonstrates inconsistent reasoning abilities and has an inherent disreguard towards their sociological perspective.

3. One who assumes "any publicity is good publicity."

Dixie: Can you believe that idiot?!? Does he have any idea how offensivly stupid he is?!?

Dewey: I can believe it because he is a Functional Retard.

by Mr. Nova<3 April 3, 2011

funchy

Itch; excited; uncomfortable

"Hey Kels i'm getting kind of funchy in here!"

by sassy January 24, 2005

pingu function

It's requiered for all java projects. If you do not know the pingu function, you should not be programming!

import *.pingu.quack

Phyrehawk: My damned program won't work!
Pyro: Use the pingu function Jace.
Phyrehawk: WTF?!!

by Pyro_teamkill March 3, 2005

Painting the fence

When a male uses the tip of his penis like a paint brush the length of a womans vagina during or before intercourse

Before I stuck it in I was painting the fence to drive her nuts

by MRRJR March 21, 2010

Fencel

Bitch, pussy, vagina, little girl

person 1: my leg hurts
person 2: suck it up you Fencel!

by gclapp92 October 22, 2010

Dense Fence

An environment or person that suppresses a male’s chance from scoring sexually; the act of cock blocking.

Guy1: Hey lets go to the Yucatan Lounge tonight?
Guy2: Ummmm, NO! That place is a Dense Fence!

Man1: Did you score with Laura last night.
Man2: Nawww, that bitch put up her Dense Fence!

by MrWhite May 19, 2004

sandpaper the fence

To rub a female's breasts together vigorously.

Tom's girlfriend asked him to sandpaper the fence during foreplay

by J.R.T December 8, 2007