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Forking

Where a couple of people - best with more than 3 - throw a fork around, trying to catch it whilst avoiding it becoming embeded in a part of their body.
Me and my friends invented it in school when we found a spoon and started throwing it up in the air. We then lost it and found a fork instead. This is more dangerous and much more fun!
Girl: Ooh, a fork!
Boy: Lets go forking!
Everyone: Sounds fun...............

Girl: Ouch, it's in my eye.
by ELIECTRIC; April 3, 2009
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fork

A tool used for the conveyence of pie from its resting surface to one's pie hole.
You could hardly see the guy's fork as he shoveled that pie!
by BlastMaster February 26, 2004
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forking

The act of sex in missionary position. The woman's legs and the woman's legs (all four approximately parallel) "create" the tines of a fork.
"Men prefer forking, women prefer spooning" he said to me.

They were forking all night long.
by C November 23, 2003
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Missouri Forklift

When a man turns a women's vagina inside out, and gives the inside out vag a blowjob.
Tina- "What's wrong Miranda, do you have cramps?"

Miranda- "Nah, me and Frank did a Missouri Forklift last night, my vag is killing me."
by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008
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farky

Sleepy. Dopey. A feeling of general lethargy & tiredness. Feeling, or being, not so bright.
I need to do some chores but I'm feeling very farky.

Hey Farky, wake up and do your homework.
by DurbanDweller November 2, 2013
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Forkball

The act of having anal sex with a female. Then removing the penis and placing your testicals into her anus. Then jerking it.
Bro last night I totally forkballed this girl.
by Scandlsack August 29, 2017
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foreys

Like a shooter but is had passed through the foreskin
The wickepin boys shout foreys and a man pours beers down his foreskin into another man/women’s mouth
by Roo dog January 13, 2019
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