subsistence farting

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.

Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!

by tinkarink December 12, 2021

Step Farming

A term coined by Lightorias to denote long periods of running/biking in order to spawn items during Kaizo IronMON runs.

Light is always on a run and step farming Mt. Moon.

by Hippo1639 July 22, 2022

Gustavo Fring

A Nice African-American Man who owns the Company Los Pollos Hermanos, totally not a front for Methenphetamine :)

Sadly Gustavo Fring died, July 15, 2009 due to a big old meanie killing him

Jimmy "Oh My Lord, Gustavo Fring is so hot."

Karen "Get the hell out my house, please."

by gussyfringy November 25, 2022

faxing the pope

fuckin beating off

i was faxing the pope last night after my girlfriend blue balled me.

by bbopjrhaha July 25, 2011

faking caking

A relationship that is fake.

"Hey did you know that Jack hooked up with Jill?"
"They're pretending, their just faking caking."

by that_boy_16 January 2, 2014

tard fringe

A hairstyle in which the fringe is cut to finish well above the eyebrows, resulting in the wearer looking mentally subnormal.

"Lula used to look so hot until she got a tard fringe, now I don't know if I should date her or mop up her drool."

by Space Coyote August 4, 2007

Test firing the rape cannon

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.

Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.

by Crreeddss November 3, 2008