Facebook

A human Pokédex.

Facebook, gotta catch'em all!

by joon21 June 2, 2010

Facebook slut

A person who is addicted to facebook. This person always knows their friend count, and it usually includes many people that they dont even know. Every time a facebook slut is near a computer, he or she automatically logs in and looks around the site for half an hour.

Dennis is always talking about how many friends he has on Facebook. Every time he visits me, Dennis logs on to my computer to check his Facebook. Dennis is such a Facebook Slut!

by John 26 December 2, 2005

Facebook friend

A person who you have as a friend on Facebook, but who you have no contact with in the real world.

John and Mary are such Facebook friends, they barely know each other in person.

by Alexandrine G. June 3, 2011

facebook hog

A person who updates their facebook so often that it fills up the home page for everyone of their friends (usually with silly photos and one-line comments).

I opened my facebook only to discover that Shelly had filed the page with minute by minute coverage of her kids at the beach. She is such a facebook hog.

by ratrussell April 7, 2009

facebook friend stealer

A person on facebook who goes to ALL your friends and befriends them. You notice this when suddenly he or she has 36 friends in common and you don't even know the person!

I noticed that Matthew stole all my buds on facebook what a facebook friend stealer and asshole.

by ReyMon! March 10, 2011

facebook

Where lonely and socially inept losers can pretend they have a life.

Hey, look, I have five hundred "friends" on facebook, most of whom I only talked to once or twice at most.

by runpoochrun July 9, 2009

Facebook Angle

The opposite of a Myspace Angle. Basically, it is a photo taken at such an angle that it makes an attractive person look less attractive. Lighting is very important in Facebook angles, as is subtle elements such as background, facial poses, etc.

Person A: What the hell? Jen's Facebook pictures make her look terrible! She's beautiful in real life, what happened?
Person B: Well, she took them all at Facebook Angles. They make her look gross.

Person 1: So, you gonna post that pic you took earlier on Facebook?
Person 2: Hell no. It's shot at a total Facebook angle, and I didn't even know it.

by The Secks July 31, 2010