how long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?

about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back

Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......

by ur DaD mR. bean May 11, 2020

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who does that

for one to exhibit extreme self-ownage. to be caught and or owned in a moment of weakness and or utter stupidity.

24 year old gangsta gangsta walks up to the bar and orders a diet and captain. Did you really just order a diet coke and rum? Who does that?

Many situations call for being "who does that" to be apart of the equation. It's up to us to point them out.

by The Guy of That Guy guys January 20, 2009

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does this shirt make me look fat

yes

"does this shirt make me look fat?"
"yes"

by mike lemon May 3, 2009

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devestment

A reverse investment. To stupidly purchase tangible or paper assets at the top of the market. To act as a human sheep and follow the masses in popular speculative buying.

My bartender says gold is going to $5000 an ounce. I think this could be a good devestment like the real estate he sold us.

by devestment October 11, 2009

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domesticated cunt

A sorry clown who gets married, promptly secures his balls in his wife's purse, gets QUIET and SHY, and whose idea of top- shelf highlights is antique shopping for new porcelain dogs for his collection.

Man, the scumbag list has been pretty tame recently. Is Junker out sick with the clap again?" "No, fool. He's a domesticated cunt now." "For realz?" "Recognize, son. He's like a Ken doll down there, no junk at all.

by el ultimo patron January 5, 2011

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