Dinkerwad

Term used for a rag, or a wad of toliet paper used to wipe your penis off with after masturbating or pissing.

Example.) Josh! Quit leaving your dinkerwads in ur pants pocket! I end up having to pull them out after they have gone through the wash.

Example 2.) Quit being a freaking dinkerwad Maria!

by Joshua E January 9, 2008

doinky

adj. unfit for, weird, out-of-place, innapropriate, silly

Wearing a suitcoat with a plaid shirt looks doinky.

by Nimbus June 1, 2004

daink

Verb- A medieval term, when a jerk circle occurs with a minimum of 4 males. They then ejaculate in a dead females mouth. And then one of the men, designated the role of the jumper (see jumper)will then jump on the dead women's stomach forcing the air out of her body. The catcher (see catcher) will then catch the elevated semen in his mouth.

Jim, Jack, Jerry, Joe and Jeffery are going to daink Suzie when she dies.

Nicholas, would you like to be the catcher or the jumper when we daink your mother?

by jbrown December 6, 2006

Dinkle Fairy

An obnoxious/stupid person.

Spongebob is a Dinkle Fairy.

by Alexis H October 21, 2011

doinkass

its where youre a poopy dick fart hole and a big goof

“Youre such a doinkass.”

by doinkass July 8, 2022

dink slap

To slap someone with your dink.

Get away you fucker, or I'll give you a dink slap.

by Shylo Sasakamoose April 13, 2008

dinkberry

The type of person who will start to laugh if you show them your index finger. Someone who giggles at every statement made. Can't be bothered to do anything other than listen to every stupid statement made and giggle. It's a miracle they can walk and talk at the same time.

The dinkberry laughed even when he overheard someone saying his girlfriend died.

by DisturbedOne September 10, 2011