Designer China Vagina

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025

Designated roller

Person in the group designated to role,
ESP when in the car.

“Aaron was the designated roller, he rolled 5 blunts before the concert.”

by Charliesangel98 September 20, 2019

Serial Designation N

a fucking person who acts like a kindergartener

person 1: i wanna go home!! 😭😭😭😭

person 2: shut up Serial Designation N.

by asherrxzz May 28, 2024

the design

Something that is just generally bad; a lighthearted and friendly insult to call something or someone that is bad, especially if it's/they're ugly

Someone: "I ate your cupcake."
Me: "You're the design."

Thing: *looks like a lion with a wig playing the oboe*
Me: "That's the design."

by Uht, rude December 28, 2021

Design Despair

Noticing the over use of a design style or font in use in popular culture, which leads graphic designers to mental fatigue and despair. Severe cases result in murder/suicides using metal etched Helvetica letting, art deco lamps of slender women holding opaque spheres above their heads and starbursts containing the word 'New'.

Suzi exclaimed "Oh Brad! I just can't get over this Steampunk fad we've got at the moment. It's giving me serious Design Despair. If I see one more flyer using the Coffee Tin font I'm going to destroy (insert any significant cartoon cultural icon) by giving it claws and dripping blood.

by Matt_Decker February 20, 2012

Designated Snuggle Time

Time when you and your love have to fully commit to snuggling. No phone.

It is designated snuggle time! No Reddit please.

by strawberry bonbon October 17, 2023

Designated Desiree

This noun refers to a woman, who is described as being the village door knob, for everyone has had a turn. She is a woman who places her vag before her kids, and a personified gold digger. Essentially just that one girl in town, who everyone knows her, and is ashamed how they know her.

"Yo man where is y'all's DD. Our Designated Drivers? Nah man, y'all's Designated Desiree!"

by PearlMarine December 29, 2020