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Black and Decker

When you get all horny and shit and you need that somethin' special so you go get a screwdriver. Then you pound your girls ass with it. Afterwards you take that very same screwdriver and use it to build a spice rack. You then give the spicerack to your women. DAMN!
"I Need a new spice rack. Will you black and decker me?"
by Nick Mcjesusman April 9, 2005
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upper decker

To take a shit in the top of the toilet, therefore when the toilet is flushed, brown water washes the poop down.
"That fuckin bitch wouldn't blow me so I am going to leave her an upper decker"
by chops renfer August 23, 2006
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Double Decker

When a man puts on a strap-on above his cock and double penetrates a woman.
Since Roddy wasn't able to make it to our planned threesome with him, me, and his girlfriend, I just got a strap-on and Double Deckered her.
by MoosyPoo April 14, 2010
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Deeked

Basically like schooling somebody. Like when you get crossedover, than someone drains a three on you, you just got deeked.
DAMN MAN! Tyrone just crossovered Lenny, dribbled it through Sam's legs and than drained a three pointer. Those suckas just got deeked man!
by Grahyned October 21, 2007
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rubber ducked

I wrote my car off, i hit another car and totally rubber ducked it!
by James Farley November 11, 2007
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the brooklyn decker

when one male is manhandled by his homosexual mate in assless chaps while performing a sexual deed, normally resulting in the tearing of one's acl.
jon didnt want to tell his family that while completing the brooklyn decker with his roommate, he tore his acl; so he lied and told them that he did it while playing basketball.
by whatwhat? April 14, 2008
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DUCKED

A compulsive liar*'s story based on his inception of truth.

*Duck himself.
"Can't believe he Ducked me today."
by BDKMV June 9, 2014
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