by shizzle man 2 January 4, 2009
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Anyone who doesn't get the idea that the person they want, want's nothing to do with them. The name of the game here is denial, and it can lead a person down a slippery slope of unhappiness or embarrassment in the end. First signs of a stage 5 clinger would be a girl who is down to suck your dick within 1 hour of seeing you, and then ends up being obsessed with you despite any heroic actions on the part of the man.
Jerry Jabilo - Looks at girl with sexual intent, "Hey girl.."
Nicole Thompson - "Why hello there good sir," elequently
spoke Nicole.
Jerry Jabilo - "Shall we run off into my room and F-U-C-K?"
Nicole Thompson - "I'll do you one better ;)"
Jerry Jabilo - "What do you have in mind?"
Nicole Thompson - Nicole pulls a small box out of her purse, "Here is the finest cut diamond in the world...now ask me to marry you!"
Jerry Jabilo - "Holy fuck I gotta get outta here, we've got a stage 5 clinger on our hands"
Nicole Thompson - "NOOOOO! PLEASE, come back! I thought we had something special."
Nicole Thompson - "Oh well, he still loves me..."
Nicole Thompson - "Why hello there good sir," elequently
spoke Nicole.
Jerry Jabilo - "Shall we run off into my room and F-U-C-K?"
Nicole Thompson - "I'll do you one better ;)"
Jerry Jabilo - "What do you have in mind?"
Nicole Thompson - Nicole pulls a small box out of her purse, "Here is the finest cut diamond in the world...now ask me to marry you!"
Jerry Jabilo - "Holy fuck I gotta get outta here, we've got a stage 5 clinger on our hands"
Nicole Thompson - "NOOOOO! PLEASE, come back! I thought we had something special."
Nicole Thompson - "Oh well, he still loves me..."
by Lankyrat November 16, 2009
Get the Stage 5 Clinger mug.1. A clinger is a person (the tash) who will never leave his or her bf/gf. A possible explanation for this behavior could be the result of being poor. Clingers could be quite dangerous as they often intertwine with stalking. In a worse case scenario, clingers have been known to eat the host partner in order to obtain complete physical contact with the resulting partner.
2. A dingle berry that will not fall off.
2. A dingle berry that will not fall off.
by Y.P. December 31, 2006
Get the Clinger mug.A cringecast is a podcast or a videocast that comes off as awkward and unrefined, with many pauses and moments of /cringe.
Mark: Hey Jay, did you catch any of that League of Losers Podcast?
Jay: No dude that show is a total cringecast.
Mark: You're a cringecast.
Jay: No dude that show is a total cringecast.
Mark: You're a cringecast.
by atticon40 April 28, 2014
Get the cringecast mug.A cringebucket is a person who is so cringy, you want to shove them in a bucket and throw them down a well.
by A Confused Whale May 2, 2018
Get the cringebucket mug.A man (boy) hybrid who enjoys the essence of everything cringy and will poison you in every inch of your body with his cringiness.
*dabs behind the head at asian buffet* *continues to eat cherry covered bananas* Michael... You are the cringe king...
by Thirrrst god January 12, 2018
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