Kettle Cooked 

When a guy finishes in a girls mouth and she gargles it then spits it out into a cup to be consumed at a later date.

Friend: "What is this in this cup, Ron?"
Ron: "Oh, my girl was saving that for later after she kettle cooked it."
Friend: "You have problems man."

Kettle Cooked by Gibson Forben December 4, 2013

half cooked pancake 

(1) Means you a ugly bitch ass if you get called this

(2) pancakes are not cooked fully and only and will be eaten half cooked

Bitch ass looked like a half cooked pancake.
Damn!!!!

Yo man you know that pancake is half cooked right??
It's ight man I'll be ok.

half cooked pancake by Muthafukinmuthafuka June 25, 2014

cooked meat 

a persons with a small cock or someone whose into gay bj

gay 1: did you see that, he had some cooked meat right there
gay 2: we ought to go cook it for him

cooked meat by kinkyvag April 28, 2014

my goose is cooked 

Too much to drink, too much to smoke ..and any related substance where your mind is altered and you are done partying for the night

AFTER KICKING IT WITH FRIENDS , FAMILY AND EVEN STRANGERS FOR NEW YEARS...IN WHICH BUKU ALCOHOL AND OTHER MIND ALTERING SUBSTANCES WILL BE CONSUMED....TO THE FIRST PERSON THAT ASK WHICH AFTER PARTY I AM GOING TO ...MY ANSWER TO THEM IS NONE.....WHY? BECAUSE MY GOOSE IS COOKED

my goose is cooked by ICE MIKE December 31, 2011

cooked to British perfection 

Overcooking food to the point where it loses its tastes. Used as an excuse to joke around about being a terrible cook rather than improving or giving up.

"Cooked to British perfection!" my mom would cackle as she served us yet another bland meal.

cooked to British perfection by Downvoting Victim June 28, 2011

crookes 

dosey, ict/class civ teacher

doesnt have a clue about anything

you crookes, you crookes, you crookes, you crookes, you crookes, you crookes,

crookes by david beckett February 3, 2005

Cronked on Gronk 

An expression typical sailors where one is completely intoxicated by rum to the point where one is constantly vomiting and fumbling with there movements.

"Hey guys; i'm totally cronked on gronk and vomiting everywhere and can't control my movements.

Cronked on Gronk by Lord Garbage May 15, 2018