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Freddy Cougar

A scary woman who is middle-aged or older that mistakenly thinks she is more desirable than she actually is
by Cinema_rot May 6, 2016
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Angry cougar

When your fucking an old lady and you stick your fingers down her throat and she pukes on your dick then you slap her Cause she puked on your dick then run out knocking her dead husbands picture over
Jamie: “ why do you have a black eye” billy: “I gave this hoe an angry cougar and she hit me”
by Crackhead696666 November 30, 2017
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Awesome Cougars

They are quite awesome! Most of the results on Google Images have an Awesome Cougar sucking his own dick, therefore, that makes him VERY AWESOME!
Did you see that Awesome Cougar sucking his own dick? We need more Awesome Cougars sucking their own dicks. It's a dick lick party, and everyones invited!
by AWESOME COUGARS! January 27, 2010
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Cougar

A woman, usually in 35+ single or married, sexually aroused, and attractive, who is sick of her same-age counterparts who typically are smelly, hairy, overweight, and lazy, terrible in sex, and so forth. Cougars usually do all they can to be in shape and look much younger. Cougars seek younger men wherever they can find them.
That cougar over there looks fine as ever, I thought she was 21!
by Itsallgoodhomie917 May 7, 2008
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Cougar Trough

A feeding trough created for luring cougars into a viewing area. The trough should be 45"-55" long, 15"-20" wide, and exactly 16" deep. If the trough is placed more than 6 inches above the ground it will not be effective in luring cougars. Make sure that you view the cougars from further than 50' away; they are dangerous animals that can attack suddenly; especially if the food in the trough is not prepared correctly. The bait should be fresh, raw meat, with a hint of tomato seasoning. Important! Cougars will rarely visit a cougar trough on the first day it is constructed; be patient!
The best way to observe a cougar in the wild is to construct a Cougar Trough to lure him in.
by SDZoo BigCat Keeper August 20, 2011
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cougarlicious

An adjective to describe an older woman who preys on younger men.
That Meredith woman is so cougarlicious. Did you hear about how she sent that boy off to his study abroad program in style??
by yoshiko1 May 13, 2011
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Cougar Mover

1. Songs commonly played at clubs that are sure fire ways to get the high waisted jeans, fake tits, and 80's hair off the wall and into the crotch of some guy in his early 20's.

2. A delight to the drunk and desperate, and a nightmare to every god fearing mother's son.
No-fail cougar movers are: Bust a move, I love Rock and Roll, Anything by Aerosmith and most things by ACDC
by Cougar trapper February 26, 2009
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