COD karen

A COD Karen is a video game player who no-one wants to play with. He/She is usually part of a group that wants to get rid of him, but doesn't know how too. They are usually petty, don't know how to stop talking, passive, and think they're the best player out there. Additionally, will usually blame everything on others and/or lag instead of admitting they were wrong. If your buddy is a COD Karen you need a group intervention immediately.

Dude, I hate playing with him every night he's such a COD Karen, can we kick him?

by Twoprettybestfriends February 11, 2021

cod nugget

When a piece of two to three day old toilet paper becomes stuck in the folds of ones vagina

Man I found some huge cod nuggets while going down on my girlfriend today

by Cod nugget expert June 19, 2021

COD Vanguard

The biggest pile of shit you will will ever see. It is so garbage that even the cookie monster will loose his appetite and stop eating cookies whenever he hears COD Vanguard. And whenever he hears COD Vanguard Zombies, Mr Cookie Monster would throw all of his consumed cookies from his past into the bin.

"Bro, your breath stinks more than COD Vanguard."
"No fucking way dude, nothing stinks more than that shit."
"You're god-damn right. Then it stinks more than COD WW2".
"Fuck you".

by PPurpler April 18, 2022

Cod mobile players

Extremely gay (in denial) males that play call of duty on his mobile phone also that take a long time fixing his load out before a match

Damn these cod mobile players hella gay💀

by cyberchancla May 4, 2022

Cod Pocket

When a middle aged woman who should know better starts screwing around with a married man.

Bethany is a real cod pocket for messing around with a married man.

by Revenge Queen October 13, 2022

cod wife

Your ride or die chick that you roll with on Call of Duty. Not to be confused with your real wife, who is most likely jealous of- and nags about your COD wife.

Back off bitch, I'm not talking to you- I'm talking to my COD wife.

by BiP0larBear January 11, 2023

COD Timing

'Call of Duty timing'; when you're holding an angle in COD waiting for someone to come, and they don't, but as soon as you decide to stop holding the angle, they come seemingly immediately.

**Watching a doorway for a player to come in**
**Player never comes**
**Decides to move up since the coast is clear**
**Player shows up right as you start moving, killing you immediately**
You: Damn, that was perfect COD timing.

by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023