Rubbish. Taken from Brass Eye, where Cake is a new legal drug, and several celebrities (including Bernard \"It\'s a fookin\' digrace\" Manning) complain about how awful Cake is.
by Hazel Figurine April 26, 2005
Get the Cakemug. Name given to a tea-phobic teen after been hit on the back the head unknowingly, this leads to embarisment as it seems that the cake stain is seaman.
the teen, or 'cake', then realises his hair is covered in 'spunk' after an african friend consults him about it, this leads to cake getting angry with the prankers s he is left embarresed and will forever be known as cake - or shirley
the teen, or 'cake', then realises his hair is covered in 'spunk' after an african friend consults him about it, this leads to cake getting angry with the prankers s he is left embarresed and will forever be known as cake - or shirley
by McLovin' 69 October 30, 2007
Get the Cakemug. 
Being burned alive at a party in front of a jeering audience for informing on a criminal inside a pantomime cake
N00b- What a Great Party!
party goer- You didn't see the cake they had there?
N00b- What do you mean? I don't like cake
party goer- Just dont inform on these criminals or you'll be burned alive inside a cake at a party too
party goer- You didn't see the cake they had there?
N00b- What do you mean? I don't like cake
party goer- Just dont inform on these criminals or you'll be burned alive inside a cake at a party too
by Undead April 16, 2007
Get the cakemug. by noneofyourdamnbuisness June 8, 2004
Get the cakemug. 
