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Bro Geek 

A Bro Geek is the smartest and most technology advanced bro in the group. He's the guy that figured out your girl was cheating on you by using myspace. He can start a smart sentence with "dude" or "yo bro". He set up the GPS to the party. He chills in all groups as everyone likes him, partys like a bro but can fix your iPod. He's the guy you send to talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.
John: Yo Bro, I think my hoe's getting on me.
Bro Geek: I'll check her space. Hidden comments, bad sign. I'll change page style to No Style to show her comments. Look at that, yup she's cheating on you.
John: Thanks Bro. Let's go rally the bros and trash her house.
Bro Geek by T Gibs May 25, 2008

Honda Bro 

Anyone of the Honda car community who loves tin can mufflers, big spoilers, and racing anyone with a car. Honda Bros can be heard coming from a miles away, with their signature call of the tin can noise. Honda Bros like to show dominance by over-reving their motors, often times blowing a gasket in the process. Recent studies have shown that Honda Bros have lower IQ than any other driver on the road, they frequently speed, pass and cut off other respectable drivers so they may be one car spot ahead at the upcoming stop sign/ stop light. Never fear though as Honda Bros frighten easily, at the sound of the Bro Dog diesel exhaust, but return in greater numbers so be careful. If you fear you have enraged Honda Bros in anyway, evading them is simple. Since being a Honda Bro requires you to lower your car to an unusable height, you can easily escape them buy driving in parking lots with speed bumps. Speed bumps are kryptonite for Honda Bros.
"Yo, did you hear that Jimmy Struthers bought a Honda!? Great he's gonna be a Honda Bro now"

"Did you see that guy in his loud, ugly looking Honda car cut that guy off!? Its just Honda Bros being Honda Bros"
Honda Bro by Captain Matteo February 9, 2014

Hes One Shot Bro!! 

"Hes One Shot Bro" a common phrase from low intelligence teammates in games such as COD, Fortnite, and Apex Legends, this phrase implies that the enemy is one shot when they are clearly full health or invincible with hacks.
Come On Bro! You let me get downed! "Hes One Shot Bro!!" and hes finishing🤬🤬

Chad Bro Chill 17

1) A bro, a 18-24 year old male that wears Abercrombie polo t-shirts, likes Jack Johnson, playing the game cube, Birkenstock sandals, Livestrong bracelets, visors on sideways or hats with pre-frayed brims, Family guy, and most importantly chilling with the bros.

2) There is no Chad.
1)
Bro1: Sup Chad Bro Chill 17?
Bro2: Not much bro, chillin' you?

2)
Why is there no Chad?
Chad Bro Chill 17 by thug unit October 13, 2007

Bro-cook 

When two bros' cook something in comradeship.

no homo
''Yesterday i bro-cooked some soup with JJ''
Bro-cook by Sewayski November 17, 2009

Bro Grind Train 

The phenomenon where a grind train consists of all bros and one or no females. Resulting in straight guys grinding on each other in a train. Usually in a party with too many bros and not enough girls.

AKA: BGT
Dude, lets go to another party, everyone is just in a Bro Grind Train here.
Bro Grind Train by School boyz November 13, 2010