1 definition by Captain Matteo
Anyone of the Honda car community who loves tin can mufflers, big spoilers, and racing anyone with a car. Honda Bros can be heard coming from a miles away, with their signature call of the tin can noise. Honda Bros like to show dominance by over-reving their motors, often times blowing a gasket in the process. Recent studies have shown that Honda Bros have lower IQ than any other driver on the road, they frequently speed, pass and cut off other respectable drivers so they may be one car spot ahead at the upcoming stop sign/ stop light. Never fear though as Honda Bros frighten easily, at the sound of the Bro Dog diesel exhaust, but return in greater numbers so be careful. If you fear you have enraged Honda Bros in anyway, evading them is simple. Since being a Honda Bro requires you to lower your car to an unusable height, you can easily escape them buy driving in parking lots with speed bumps. Speed bumps are kryptonite for Honda Bros.
"Yo, did you hear that Jimmy Struthers bought a Honda!? Great he's gonna be a Honda Bro now"
"Did you see that guy in his loud, ugly looking Honda car cut that guy off!? Its just Honda Bros being Honda Bros"
"Did you see that guy in his loud, ugly looking Honda car cut that guy off!? Its just Honda Bros being Honda Bros"
by Captain Matteo February 9, 2014