brifriend

A boyfriend that one is obsessed with. A brifriend is weird.

Amy went over to her brifriend's house this weekend.

by prejkrmmfdkfaklrjeql February 11, 2009

BILF

Baby I would like to fuck.

"Dude I saw a stroller today and wanted to fuck that baby. That was a BILF."

"That baby has such luscious loins, what a BILF."

by BallinBalla99 July 9, 2009

bilf

Beaner I'd like to fuck

"Hey, check out that bilf by the taco stand"

by Jose Miguel Sanches August 18, 2006

brilliant

That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them.-- brilliant advice

"Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time i take a piss." more brilliant insight

by canttouchthis303 January 16, 2010

bilf

butt i'd like to fuck

I'm gay, do you by any chance have a BILF?

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Bag of Briefcaseness

Basically, any bag that contains drugs or drug paraphranelia.

Stoner 1- Dude, did you bring over the bong?
Stoner 2- Yeah, its in the bag of briefcaseness
Stoner 3- Awesome

by Brown Bear :) June 26, 2008

bilf

bottle id like to fuck.

"dude that gatorade bottle is one hot bilf!"

by volcomon December 29, 2007