Blopie

When a man is dropping a deuce, reading the paper, and getting fellated simultaneously.

Mike: Yesterday was epic!

Grant: Go on Monte....

Norm: Monte must’ve gotten a blopie!

Grant: I wouldn’t be so sure....

Mike: Oh, I’m sure!

by Brothaontheinside March 12, 2021

blept

When you oversleep and are still tired and groggy.

Oh man! I slept for 12 hours now I'm just blept.

by donyal July 4, 2021

blept

When you wake up groggy after oversleeping.

Oh man last night I slept for 12 hours and now I'm just blept

by donyal July 4, 2021

Blop

A person, place, or thing that is both a bop and a flop.

“Wow, this song is kind of a blop.”
“Yummy by Justin Bieber is suuuuuch a blop.”

by blopqueen July 27, 2021

Blooptimistic

a person who is always going on about how godly, and amazing some people can be but, tend to be a bit of an airhead constantly losing brain cells and having typos in their sentences.

Miss pain is such a blooptimistic sometimes, so sweet but like how do you misspell “what” lol

by skye.ck August 27, 2021

blooted

it’s another word for being gay

you seen what that guy was wear he looks blooted

by goat443 September 11, 2021

Blooties

Panty style bloomers.

Jodi updated her underwear to Blooties, hopeful that they will not show through her leggings.

by Shunt89 September 14, 2021