Bloke

-trapped smoke escaping from the stomach when burping

-to blow smoke with a burp

'dude, I bloked right in Mr. Wilson's face and he sent me right to detention.'

by extomkat January 21, 2009

blode

a bulge in one's abdomen, often caused when imitating pregnancy.

"Look at my cute 'icle blode!"

by shroomy February 20, 2004

blode

a blode is a like a chode but the other way round it is longer than it is wide therfore a rather avrige penis this word was come up with by me whilst i was thinking for a meaning i could put to the word blode because i had noticed its simalarity to the word chode

When a chode has an erection it stands most chance of breifly becoming a blode

by Sam January 8, 2005

blome

The process of cumming in a girls tits then doing motor boat to suck it out

Andre was about to blome on a babys breast when the jing a jing toe came in.... it was hairy

by Jolery January 5, 2010

the blooper

when having sex and telling the girl to tightly hold you penis and pull back so the condom pulls off and say oops and then say you don't have another condom until you get head (only works if you handling correctly)

man i wanted dome last night
so i just "busted the blooper" on her ass

by master714 May 20, 2009

blopez

A rather large dump.

Brandon said, "Hey guys, don't go in there. I just took a large blopez."

by thesexybiker December 10, 2008

blopez

to shit an enormous amount of shit

Yo, don't blopez yet. I'm going in there...

by daaaadaaaaa March 25, 2009