Bleaching the scene

Masturbating while at a crime scene where a murder has taken place.

Rubbing one out.

I always bleach the scene before going out on dates.

I make it a habit of bleaching the scene before I go out on dates.

by Sebastain Fisher July 28, 2010

Bleathy

To consume large amounts of crack, on a crack binge. Or large amounts of crack.

Verb: My cousin and I were on a mission, we got bleathied off a half Oz.

Noun: We purchased some bleathy.

by JeffWhite December 9, 2012

bleachin

when black people modify how it is that they sound, in order to sound more "white"

My frends in the hood always give me a hard time because of how I answer the phone at work. They'll call me and be like "stop bleachin, it's me. you don't gotta answer like that".

by veinteuno February 14, 2014

bleachers quarterback

A fierce, know-all football barracker who probably couldn't take the simplest catch himself, but freely sprouts advice as if he is a super star. (1950s)

The game was spoiled by some idiot bleachers quarterback sitting right behind us. He didn't shut up for the entire game.

by G Schymkiw October 25, 2014

bleachzilla

The personification of Levi Ackerman when he senses there is any speck of dirt

Hanji: *litters*
*distant screams* *stomping*

Levi: Listen here motherfucker, pick this shit up or this broom goes so far up your ass you'll be sweeping as you walk for the rest of your life--

Erwin: Look, you've released Bleachzilla...

by fandom trash July 26, 2016

Bleach

Noun - If you hate talking to a person so much, that when you do you want to drink bleach.

Man Rachel is so annoying, she is definitely a bleach

by Therealburgers June 10, 2016

Bleach

A tastey drink when you are distasted with little kids shitty musicly videos

Leafyisbeafy:wow this fuckin Lil shit makes me wanna chug bleach

Just a joke kids don't drink real bleach just fake bleach to get views you, YouTube whore

by Potato rangler June 10, 2016