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bork

1. To hit a volleyball foul or out-of-bounds so that the opponents score or your teammate must bust his butt to save yours. (Word learned at Karch Kiraly VB Camp.)
2. Any error or mistake.
Everyone shall do 10 push-ups per bork.
by PatBB April 25, 2006
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Blork

switching up some vocabulary (from the F-bomb) for everyone who doesn't want to offend, but ...

1. needs an expletive to just fill in between socially and religiously acceptable words or phrases currently used in the English language.

2. must emphasize the content of a statement or express a relatively unpleasant feeling or wish.

3. would like to relate something relatively pleasant.
1. (Example: I can't blorking believe that blorking blork blorked me over and I didn't blorking know it until I was totally blorked.)
2. (Example: I am so blorking mad. That blorking blork left me standing in the blorking rain and stood me the blork up.)
3. (Example: I can't blorking believe how blorking great that blorking dinner and subsequent blork was.)
by spedano March 15, 2011
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Borken

Unidentified meat in your meal. May be beef, pork, or chicken, but really could be anything.
"What's the meat in the meat curry?"
"God knows, borken or something."
by Johnny Rod December 22, 2008
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Bork

1. Bork means to combine meat (in this case, beef and pork).
See spam.

2. It can also replace any verb in most cases.

3. Can sometimes be used as an adjective when -y is added on to the end.

The word was believed to be created after a mispronouncing of the word bjork.
1. Dude, this bork is delicious!

2. I borked my girl so hard last night.

3. Sure is borky around here.
by Thoumad? March 31, 2011
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byork

1) The sensation derived when one listens to cats mating loudly in the alley next to your broken window, for three solid nights.

2) That woman who screams and calls it music

3) The Antithesis of Boss
1) Man, I am so on edge right now, totally byork.
2) Byork. Swan Dress. Nuf said
3) AndruEdwards: I am feeling so boss right now.

TheSmokingManX: I am feeling like the absolute antithesis of boss right now. Andy, apprise us all of the antonym?

GamerAndy @TheSmokingManX the antithesis of boss is Byork FYI
by GamerAndy December 24, 2008
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bork

bork: v.n.adv. virtually every other part of speech.
a:) wildcard; can be used in place of common words, especially verbs.
b:) to draw attention to ones self in hopes to entertain: what the bork? = LAUGH AT ME! NOW!
c:) an exclamation similar to words like crap.
he borks
she borks
they bork
we bork
borking
borked
will bork
borkology - the study of bork
borker - one who borks
borkness - posessing bork
borkous - having bork-like qualities
borkocity - the magnitude of borkness
by The Chadwick December 7, 2006
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Bork

The act of lifting chairs from the ground and putting them in the cubby under the desk, usually to assist the job of the cleaning lady or to annoy a particular teacher
Joey was being really annoying, so I borked him.
Borking all the chairs in the classroom is the best way of finding something that fell on the floor
by An_Anonymous_Borker May 22, 2013
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