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bitchfester

A citizen of an internet forum of oh-so-serious and mostly hormone-ravaged pre-menstrual women, and socially deviant males on which it is supposedly "hilarious" to sit and rant for hours and days and weeks and months on end about, well, other people on forums really.

The law there is simple; pick another poster any any number of the popular internet forums, I don't know, someone who commits the crime of being popular or something, start a thread about them, then sit around constantly for the next year or so writing about how sad said person is for spending so much time on the forums. This makes the people there feel great and worth something, at long last, to society.

Everyone else just points and laughs at the bitchfesters.
"I am so cool and great and clever because I am a bitchfester and I hate people I don't even know!"
by Rubio July 31, 2008
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senior bitches

that group of senior girls in high school that every one wanted to be with or be. these girls are completely out of control and have lost all of their morals along with their clothes. they consume large amounts of alcohol on a daily basis and don't give a fuck what other people think of them.
by Ash-ah-lee July 14, 2007
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Zero Bitches

by MrBubbles August 20, 2021
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Bitches on Lock

To have a bunch of girls that want to get in your pants and give you head.
Damn look at all the Asian women around Mr. Lo! Sean's got the bitches on lock!
by bgauss94 November 11, 2012
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Cheddar Bay Bitches

Bitches who think that fine dining means Red Lobster. They often order a shellfish they don't know how to eat.
Man, I wanted to take my girlfriend out for a nice dinner, but it turns out she's a total Cheddar Bay Bitch.

Cheddar bay bitches just fill on on Cheddar bay Biscuits.
by Poisoned Candy March 7, 2012
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basic bitches

a bitch who look the same as someone else. Like in the way the dress. it could also mean someone who needs to get to your level
Only basic bitches wears Obey
by swagmethefuckoutbasedgod August 23, 2011
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