Birmingham Bidet

When you poop in a porta potty and you get some of the blue water backsplash on your butt

Steve had Taco Bell and had to poop really bad and saw a porta potty, but ended up going in the woods because he didn’t want to give himself a Birmingham Bidet

by LieutenantDangle August 29, 2021

Full Biden

Full Biden, the complete loss of cognitive focus manifested by verbal gaffes, inappropriate gestures, self humiliation, emotional labilty, situational unawareness, confusion raising concerns about actual dementia

Last nite I drank so much I went “Full Biden” at that party and made a complete fool of myself.

by Ofashea September 13, 2021

The Biden Blitz

While fucking a girl, right before finishing, pull out and jerk off on her. While doing so, yell the following "this is MAGA country" and then never talk to her again.

When you are fucking a girl for a hot minute, and she starts her political bullshit, fuck her one last time, and end it all with The Biden Blitz!!

by Big Hodge October 27, 2021

wet Biden

A nasty smelling poop-producing, have-to-change-your-clothes fart.

Mitchell ran home to change his clothes because he cut a wet Biden.

by Shecares November 11, 2021

Brown Biden

The act of Joe Biden himself delivering a steamy shit on your chest.

"Hey John what's wrong?"
" I got a Brown Biden last night."

by The shit maniac January 25, 2022

Manual bidet

When you blast a turd out so fast, the splashback cleans your ass for you.

"Man, I really turned the manual bidet to high last night. Even my thighs got wet!"

by Re:Milkman January 30, 2022

Blue Bidet

When you drop a turd in a porta potty and the blue liquid splashes up on your butthole.

Don’t worry, I’m clean down there. I hit the blue bidet at work today.

by vgrid February 18, 2022