Beach Whacker

Homeless Meth user living on the beach who gives sandy hand jobs under the dock for $5

Josephs hands were smooth as a baby from all the years as a professional Beach Whacker.

by Impudicus July 3, 2019

beachfever

In need of beach time

I have beachfever let’s go

by Jeffrey the shark March 24, 2019

beachfever

I need to go to the beach or I will die

I have beachfever let’s go

by Jeffrey the shark March 24, 2019

beachfever

I need to go to the beach or I will die

I have beachfever let’s go!

by Jeffrey the shark March 24, 2019

beach sweater

Full coverage high-density chest and back hair displayed in beach settings and at company pool parties.

Bruh! Look at the wind blowing through that guy's beach sweater.

by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020

Beach J

Beach J is the term for having received a blow job on the beach.

Last night Kim gave me a Beach J after we danced and got drunk on the beach.

by Damon K. August 6, 2021

Beached polar bear

When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems

Holy shit dude there’s a beached polar bear chasing me

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022