Well Kept Beaver

a nicely trimmed and clean vagina

"Did you go down on it"
"Yeah, she had a proper well kept beaver!"

by CaptSkubba February 5, 2009

spanking the beaver

Spanking the beaver refers to:
A) Performing rough intercourse on a hairy pussy

B) The Timson Folk Band song titled "Spank the Beaver" inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.

The minute I first saw her at cut rate community college, I knew I had to spank the beaver.

I'm in therapy because I got drunk and spanked your mom's beaver.

I'm ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.

by Dr. Rhino December 3, 2013

beaner buster

slang name for a border cop, border police

That beaner buster caught Pedro and jailed him!

by da0ibdbf August 1, 2010

Soy Beaner

A person from a south Asian country, such as Nepal or India called as such because like regular beaners they are brown in skin tone. They are the Asian equivalent however, sparking the name "Soy Beaner"

That kid Archit from Nepal in our Chem. class is such a soy beaner.

by Tony Valois January 22, 2009

Trunk Beaner

When a beaner has to go in the back of a trunk to get somewhere when the regular seats are taken.

"Get in the trunk, Trunk Beaner!"

by Orale vato September 24, 2012

feed the beaver

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feeding the kitty are also used.

To feed the beaver one must first have a clear visual of the target, thus a razor and in a rare cases a weed wacker (preferably with an electric motor and a long battery life) is vitally necessary.

by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008

beaver hunter

One who hunts the beaver, also known as the female sex organ -vagina-

Wow, nick sure is one beaver hunter.. hes bagged 5 today

by Nickerus January 22, 2006