Taking My Talents to South Beach

Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Hey Johnny, can you watch my desk? I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach.

by El Tren July 21, 2010

Fort Myers Beach

A place where Fort Myers locals (usually young people and elderly) come to meander about with friends and family. that is, until THE SNOWBIRDS COME AND CROWD IT UPPPPP. Most people hang around the Lani Kai and drink, hang around the pier and skim, or walk around times square & shop, OR just chill down at the shore. Tight place, till the tourists flock.

"Fort Myers beach is awesome!"
"Yeah, until old people from Ohio and Maine come down with their horrible driving skills and crowd it up."

by fmbeachjunkieee April 27, 2009

Beached As

when you are stuck on a beach in New Zealand, and you are a whale talking to a Seagull. Also refers to a bucket of water and a hose to get wet asap, and planktooon. Mostly this ends up in fish and chups.
On a side note, Whales cant chew.

I'm beached as bro!

by Dson001 January 8, 2009

Pacific Beach

also known as PB, a total brodeo.

Pacific Beach is similar to any place you'd go to pick up skanks slipping in their own vomit while giving head, see lifted trucks or get beaten up by guys with old english tattoos and iron cross belts.

by Paris So Blonde September 11, 2007

myrtle beach hardcore

a failed attempt at a music scene. a lot of guys that used to have fringe bangs that have since shaved their heads and like to fight and hit people at shows while hardcore dancing.

myrtle beach hardcore is silly.

no one likes you, douche bags.

by risingeyes October 9, 2007

Beached

This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.

Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!

Friend-You dont mean?

Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.

by troubledemon April 2, 2009

Beach undies

Slang for bikini. A bra and panties (knickers) designed for the sand and surf.

Dude, check out that chick in that tiny pair of beach undies! Sweet!

by Man Down Under June 11, 2011