bass sickness

when you sit to close to a speaker at a party or concert the bass is so loud it causes nausea.

can be compared to sea sickness

I sat so close that loud speaker that the bass fuckin murdered my head, I think I have bass sickness nigga.

by NiggaOverDaHedge June 16, 2017

bass blaney

Gay as fuck

Bass blaney likes it in the ass

by Yoooooooooooinigha June 19, 2017

bass fisher

When you stick your pointer finger in her stink hole, covered in shit it has the appearance of a night crawler, then while railing her from behind you reach up and lip her with your night crawler looking finger and she fights for freedom. Strictly catch and release

Joe “How’d last night go with that dirty blonde from the bar?”
Mark “I didn’t want to make it anything more, so I gave her the bass fisher. Thankfully I won’t be hearing from her again.”

by Awesomeness9216 February 17, 2022

Bass Trombone

1. The Worst Instrument in Band
2. To describe someone that is stupid

Your like a Bass Trombone

by CrazyMan6136 September 12, 2022

Bass'd

means farted, blew ass, released methane into the air---usually in someone's face

Fuck dude, Dean 100% bass'd in Betsy's face! It smelled so rank!

by Heather The Great April 1, 2005

bass bomb

A bass bomb can only be described as the inntense, pungent arroma one encounters when enering a room inhabitated by slim 'seabass' jim aka slick back jack. The bass bomb is an uncontrolable release of odour into the sourrounding atmosphere including furniture and clothing.

dom takes a seat in the living room
Dom: shit that fucking hums whos queefed
Dil: nah mate that aint queef slim jus dropped a bass bomb
Dom: fuck that shit, i'm out boys

by slickback-jack March 8, 2008

bass guitar

The lazy man's guitar, exatcly why it is so much better, basslines kick ass.

Alex: "I play Guitar, I am very good"
Mike: "I know you are, I play bass guitar, I am very good, but very lazy"
Alex: "Duh, the lazy man's guitar"
Greg: "I play drums"
Alex: "LETS START A BAND"
*everyone*: "YEAH"

by Miklus May 23, 2006