dirt empty

Something that is so undeniably empty that it becomes as valuable as dirt.

May be used adequately in formal and non formal environments

“Jamarr: Yo pass me the grinder so I can roll up another wood”
“Lenny: Nah cuz that shit dirt empty”

by BBC Commander July 27, 2021

Empty

Empty is telling someone you just had sex with (penetrative or not) that you cant cum or squirt anymore

Boyfriend: fuck baby stop sucking I’m empty

Girlfriend: babe please no more I’m empty

by Yenia August 31, 2021

Empty Farts

Farts that do not have the after-smell of any food.

i.e.-Plain gross-smelling/odourless farts.

"Dude, Adrian farted in front of the whole class while munching on some Cheetos"
"Did the farts at least smell good, like Cheetos?"
"Nah man, they were Empty Farts"

by MadLadChan June 28, 2021

the empty gestures

An upcoming high school garage-rock band from New Rochelle.

"Damn, The Empty Gestures are so sexy."

by Ohgoddamnbasedgod September 18, 2013

Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin

Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!

by kiillrz October 15, 2011

Aesthetic emptiness

The feeling of wanting something due the way it makes you feel. Such as it looks aesthetically pleasing to you.

I wish I had that view from my balcony, I feel aesthetic emptiness

by Mr. McJudgerson January 20, 2023

Empty invitations

When someone really don't want you to go with them but they offer anyways knowing you absolutely cannot go ,that's an empty invitation and it makes them feel good cuz at least they offered.

My boyfriend's such a jerk he's always offered me empty invitations so he thinks that makes him a good guy.

by Darthfraai November 4, 2023