Empty watermelon

When you thought you were getting something

Guy 1 : Man I thought she was gonna let me fuck.
Guy 2 : nah she was just an empty watermelon cuh.

by The wise skunk January 29, 2020

the empty gestures

An upcoming high school garage-rock band from New Rochelle.

"Damn, The Empty Gestures are so sexy."

by Ohgoddamnbasedgod September 18, 2013

empty semantics

An insult derived from an irrelevant but pithy-sounding technical term. Combining the perjorative and jargon terms feigns a deep, smart reason for refusing to shed ignorance.

James felt fearful and unaccustomed to using his own mind and habitually ceased his thinking at the perimeter of his peer group's established belief system. When someone posted an article with ideas threatening its gossamer bonds, his instinct for conservation drove him to cry, "Empty semantics!"

by facebook_is_the_best November 06, 2017

tank's empty

The feeling when your stomach is empty and you're hungry

Cade: What're we doing at Whataburger?

Hound: Tank's empty, bro. Need to refuel with a burger and spicy ketchup.

by KnightofNerdom June 19, 2019

Empty shootin'

When someone is speaking to you and has no common sense.

Jonny was empty shootin' all night long and made me lose my mind .

by 007littlebear August 12, 2022

Empty shootin'

When your stupid and can't speak right because you have no common sense.

This guy was empty shootin' all night and made me angy as hell.

by 007littlebear August 12, 2022

empty barrel

Similar to the term 'empty suit' used in business circles, it refers to anyone who has a position of seeming importance and looks the part, but is actually ineffectual, incomptent, or stupid. Looks good on the outside but no content or substance.

Q: What do you think of the new congressman?

A: Not much-- mostly just an empty barrel, that one.

by Hundo-1 October 20, 2017