empty barrel

An accurate term describing how uneducated loud-mouths sound when they speak about topics they know nothing about. People often labeled as such will cry racism, rather than believe they could possibly be both inarticulate and incorrect. Ant. - woke, smart

That Congresswoman is such an empty barrel; always talking like her clueless ass actually knows something.

by Yankees 2nd Baseman October 22, 2017

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Empty Screen Syndrome

The anxious paralysis that strikes when a student or professional stares at a blank screen, unsure how to begin a task—especially when AI tools are available but ethical use is unclear. Often triggered by perfectionism, decision fatigue, or fear of misusing technology.

He stared at the Canvas assignment page for 20 minutes, then Googled ‘how to start a paper.’ Classic Empty Screen Syndrome.

by Briton Phillip October 1, 2025

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Empty minded

The kind of guy who thinks there is more drama in somebody else's family, or that growing up in another city really lowers your life expectancy more than not thinking does.

The empty minded guy was from California, a land of palm trees and sunny beaches, so he thought nobody else around him in his town was thinking either, that it was something only people way off in the east did, since California was already perfect.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019

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Empty my cup

The act in which you are given a Blowjob resulting in your cup "penis" is emptied of all cum

Get on your knees and empty my cup

by Shaddrick January 25, 2019

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Empty tissue box

Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.

1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.

by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016

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