Air Pentre

A colloquial term used to describe a basketball star, usually spotted in Wales, known for incredible athleticism (hang time), unrivalled skill and offensively scruffy hair. Air Pentre can usually identified by the so-called "Ronaldo trick" and persistent denial that he was born, and continues to live in, Pentre.

It is strongly advised not to anger Air Pentre unless you possess a reasonable level of skill and athleticism as he has been known to dunk on even his team mates.

The term can be used to describe any unnecessary tricks, accidental display of athletic prowess or general foolishness when playing sport, see example below.

The White LeBron: "Did you just see what happened to Capt. Cock?"
Timmy: "Yeah he fell over himself, did a backflip and headed the ball into the basket!"
The White LeBron: "Yeah, complete Air Pentre!"
Timmy: "LAD"

by LADiator11 January 8, 2011

air burst

busting a load in your pants or before entry to vagina due to uncontrollable excitment.

"That chick is so hot, I'd air burst just talking to her"

by Heels5 February 4, 2010

air track

A expensive track that helps you in tumbling

The air track helped my get my back handspring

by Lovestumbling May 7, 2018

Air Strike

Slang terminology for when a someone fills all ten contact spots for a text message with the same person, so the message is received ten times over by that person. Then the sender often sends the whole message again, resulting by the end hundreds of repeat messages on someone's phone. If the recipient's phone is on vibrate it is even more obnoxious.

"My phone won't stopped buzzing, Brian air striked me!"

by xenophiatic April 11, 2010

Air head

One who is below average intelligence or, skatter brained.

Most blondes have a reputation for being air heads.

by Will Smith August 30, 2003

Ass Air

The passage of air around the butt, where the air itself is not a fart. This air picks up the scent of the ass itself.

Mooning a fan would create a lot of Ass Air

by pghpanthers2 April 15, 2007

Air Heal

The act of not obtaining medical attention after sustaining an injury to any part of one's body and leaving the wound to heal via the natural medicinal properties of normal air, and the body's own healing mechanisms. If anything is used to clean, cover, or assist/speed up the healing process, it is no longer deeming 'air healing' and you will be made fun of accordingly.

Seth: "DUDE! How did get that gash in your leg?"

Jon: "I tripped over the bonfire on my way to get the bong... I think I need stitches."

Seth: "Should I drive you to the hospital?"

Jon: "Naw... I'm just going to let it air heal."

Seth: "Sweet. Your pack btw."

by -bD September 2, 2007