taco bell aftermath

A crap taken shortly after eating Taco Bell. Is either a liquid or a solid depending on the sauce. So bad that you can smell it across the house. The bathroom is contaminated for AT LEAST 24 hours, and even after needs a serious cleaning.

Jim: Who had toco bell?!?

Bob: Sorry. I had fire sauce.

Jim: At least close the door. I can smell it from across the house!

THE TACO BELL AFTERMATH HAS STRUCK.

by Bearret9 July 28, 2014

The Eve After

Two people from work go to a special function, then have sex, and sleep over and then have to figure out what to do in the morning or just sneak out.

I had a great time last night with Mary after the company Christmas party. The eve after was the toughest. I slowly got out of bed and left before she saw me.

by Damon K. May 25, 2021

The Day After Tomorrow

Ok. I have to say this, but why doesn't English have a word for the day after tomorrow?! The day after tomorrow is a way of saying in 2 days. Other languages have a way of saying this phrase that does not require FOUR. WHOLE. WORDS.

German: übermorgen.
Italian: dopodomani.
Dutch: overmorgen.
However, we need a PHRASE. This is the same case of "The Day Before Yesterday." WE NEED TWO NEW WORDS FOR THIS!! I use, personally, "Tommoress" and "Yesteress". By the way, if you are here for the film with a namesake of this phrase, look elsewhere, sorry if this is not what you seeked. So, here is my personal proposal on how to fix this:

Tomorrow = Tomorrow
Today = Today
Yesterday = Yesterday
2 new words would be introduced: Tommoress, (2 Ms and 1 R) and Yesteress.
In 2 Days = Tommoress
2 Days Ago = Yesteress
But, what about 3, 4, 5, 6, etc. days ago, or in 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, etc. days?
In 3 Days = 3 tommoress
In 4 Days = 4 tommoress
(etc.)
3 Days ago = 3 yesteress
4 days ago = 4 yesteress
(etc.)
LETS ADD THESE TWO WORDS TO THE DICTIONARY!!!

I am going for a run on the day after tomorrow.
I got married on the day before yesterday.
I ate pizza yesteress.
There is a party tommoress.
I am playing a basketball day 16 tommoress.
I went to Rome 9 yesteress.
I dyed my hair 7 days ago.
I will eat at a restaurant in 8 days.
Dopodomani mangerò fritto. (Italian)

by zsti April 15, 2023

Afterglower

The post coital dirty look a woman gives a man when he's sexually satisfied but she isn't.

Nancy and I made love last night. I basked in the afterglow while she gave me the afterglower.

by SJ@24 August 21, 2009

after piss

The glorious urination one engages in shortly after an orgasm. It is said to rival that of intoxicated pissing.

The party last night was amazing. I had, like, fifty beers! This chick even blew me! When she was done, I had to pee like a racehorse, so I staggered into the bathroom, had an after piss, and it was THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER.

by pupukachu March 10, 2010

After School Special

The adolescent act of rushing home after school to look up porn and masturbate on the singular family computer before the rest of the family returns home.

Person A: "Want to hang out after school?"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"

by J.Tugs July 9, 2011

Afterboner

After sex, that boner that you keep for about a minute or so after. Can lead to zipper problems.

Alyssa gave me an awesome blowjob, but afterwards I hurt myself when my fly got caught on my afterboner.

by soccerfreak5 February 16, 2010