winchester whistler

The Winchester Whistler is defined as follows: Two partners bare buttocks are each clenched together as tightly as possible whilst being pressed against each other's buttocks. Once maximum pressure has been achieved, each person releases flatulence at the exact same moment creating a "whistling" sound as the flatus escapes through the tightly sealed spaces.

"My, Harold, my buttcheeks certainly feel sore from that winchester whistler last night."

by transdelusional sex alchemist October 16, 2007

wench

Your mother if she was a pirate.

If your mother lived in times of pirates she would be a wench:

Mr. Pirate: Hey, looking good.
Your mom: Two pieces of eight honey..

by Mortification7 May 3, 2009

winchester

A town where it is said that all the familes are related. They all are incested, bred from incest

Boy: Heyy
Girl: Hi
Boy: Want to come back to my place?
Girl: Suree, where is it?
Boy: Um, winchester.
Girl: Oh um, I have to heat up a week old bowl of soup. Sorry!

by rawr a saur June 29, 2006

Winchester, MA

Also known as Funchestah, the main event is the senior prom.

A Winchesterian (one from Winchester, MA)-"We dont like Wootizzy."

by bertherdenug October 6, 2005

Winching

The act of 2 gay men pulling each others penis towards themselves

Nigga, Dat winching last night was da shit nigga

by stensilking July 12, 2014

Wench

A word to describe someone as very strong, or muscular. Can also be described as hench

Man 1: "Look at that guy doing the weights, he's bare wench"

Man 2: "What do you expect, look at the weights hes lifting"

by topmajorj September 3, 2009

Canal Winchester

A word to describe a story or fact that has gone way too far or that has been changed so many times its obviously fake but people seem to still be amazed by it and belive it.

1; Dude, I heard John went and blew up his car then jumped off his roof!

2; What? Are you serious man? Thats so canal winchester its not even funny

by mknjbhvgcfdxd May 17, 2010