lonely woman meal

a pre-packaged, low-calorie meal, usually frozen (e.g., Lean Cuisine), consumed when alone by overweight single women and gay men who are dateless and desperate.

Friday night was date night for the girls, except Shirley. She went home, took off her Spanx and had a lonely woman meal.

Jim felt too fat to go out last night. He went home, put on the Bravo network, poured himself a vodka & Vanilla Diet Coke and had a lonely woman meal.

by queefahontas November 25, 2010

woman of easy virtue

A woman who is promiscuous or a prostitute

She was a woman of easy virtue.

by paf61 July 11, 2016

Randolph-Macon Woman's College

a small, private, 4-year liberal arts all female college. In addition to a beautiful campus and incredible professors, the students are top notch, going on to higher degrees, winning famous fellowships, and getting awesome careers. They can compete with any ivy league graduate in a battle of wits and are known for their independent nature. For fun, they frequent nearby colleges, including Hampden-Sydney College, an all male college. They are the envy of nearby all female colleges, such as Sweet Briar College and Hollins. Viewed as mostly snotty sorority-esque girls, neither college can compete with R-MWC's brilliance.

SBC girl: We're so much prettier and richer than Randolph-Macon girls! *flips hair and adjusts pearls*
R-MWC girl: Looks and money only matter if you don't have a brain. At least I'm going to an intellectually challenging college and not just a finishing school.
HSC boy: Wow, a girl that can think for herself! Marry me now, R-MWC girl!
R-MWC girl: You'll just have to wait until after I finish my Peace Corps service and doctoral dissertation.

by friend of a friend November 29, 2004

chav woman

Begins as a bitch, then become pregnant at a young age, begins to smoke, becomes wrinkly, and has a really scratchy deep voice. *SPIT*

Look at that young mum. Kids these days
(Bloody chav woman scum)

by Tom September 3, 2004

Woan

A cross between a cow, people named Tim, a Ginger, and bottle of banana flavored protein shake.

Why are you being such a woan?

by ginger6843 September 7, 2009

Woman Beater

Chris Brown

Chris Brown is a woman beater.

by DKsDownBInTheAir July 16, 2009

woman

the most ethereal unreal beings i love being a woman and if ur a woman and u r reading this have a nice day i love u all women r so pretty oh my god

i saw this rlly pretty woman today and her outfit was nice and i told her that and now we r friends

by who is izzy June 25, 2020