woan

Don't swear bro, we can't be saying woman around here.

Imagine liking that woan

by Tetrahydridodinitrogen November 1, 2021

woan

When Lauren was a small child (and as a grown child) she had a speech impediment that made her struggle with pronouncing her L's and R's, which make up almost her entire name. Woan is what was Lauren had to tell people her name was because she couldn't pronounce her real name. Woan is an embodiment that she still represents to this day with her "special" demeanor.

Woan just texted me saying that she gave herself a bloody nose by punching herself in the face. That is SO Woan.

by l.b.2022 April 9, 2022

Woan

A cross between a cow, people named Tim, a Ginger, and bottle of banana flavored protein shake.

Why are you being such a woan?

by ginger6843 September 8, 2009

Woan

Everyone knows what this means.

Dude look at that woan over there!
What’s a woan?
You’re so uncultured.

by Cereal Victim June 24, 2021

woan phone

A cellular phone that is owned by a woan and is used in a very annoying or unpleasant manner, such as talking really loudly or about things that make no sense.

(person on phone) "WHAT WAS THAT???? CHARGE ME UP?"
"You are a woan; get off your woan phone!!!"

by gingakidd September 8, 2009