Whopper

the act of masturbating while simultaniously dropping a pooping.

Uusually done on the toilet, but not exclusivly, putting down a Whopper ensures the subject's privacy, and these two vital tasks can be accomplished at one time This leaves the subject with more time to play video games.

"With only on bathroom in Richard's house, he has found it neccesary to start putting down whoppers."

"Richard's face was quite red when he returned from the bathroom. I bet he was putting down a whopper. Oh man this video game is awesome"

by JiffMart May 1, 2010

whipper snapper

Another version of a snapper

The act of a man "whipping" his genitals across the surface area, or plunging his manhood in and out of a females snapper in the attempt to release a loud snapping noise.

"Look out, he's going to pull a whipper snapper on you!"

by JoeyJoeJoeShavadoo September 18, 2008

Candy Wrapper

The act of placing a booger in a tissue and saving it for later consumption.

Alex-Dude, get your finger out of your nose, you digging for gold?
Carl-No, I'm just making some candy wrappers.

by oogyboogysnoogy September 15, 2011

whipper snapper

a small sized blunt, at most 3 and a half inches long. the blunt also has to be fairly skinny or else it would be referred to as a cannon

Tyler- "Check out this ill whipper snapper"
Adrien Brody- "That thing looks like gary colemans penis."

by T Blunt September 2, 2009

cripple whipper

cripple whipper is when you find a crippled person a then grab him/her and start hitting people with them to make the people you are hitting also crippled!

Joe pasquarlie didn't like elton john so nipple hair started to cripple whipper peter pan with a cripple the ghandi was not happy so calvin cline kicked him down the stairs.

by kikasskiwi February 18, 2009

Dick Whipper

(1) A man that has a upper hand with a woman in a relationship because he has a dick that is worth more then his mind can offer.
(2) A man that is well endowed, and uses it correctly without having to be instructed via vocal commands.
(3) A no brainer guy thats only good for intense sex.

I know he is a "Dick Whipper", but I can't pass him up because he feels good!

by lamoismynamo April 2, 2011

whipper snapper

the term actualy means small or insgnificant person, a verry old old english word. due to urbanization and the constant groth of the english language it genraly turnd into:

1. somthing old shit calls the new generation

2. another word for condom, rubber, dick bag ect.

3. this is a funny story: i go to one of those lame ass montessouri schools and i was going through the manual and found in the hazzerdes items was a fucking whipper snapper... i think they ment those bang snaps, poppers, ya know the things you through at the ground and they pop... fucking dumbass montessouri people...

1.old fag "come here you whipper snapper, i got a whole golden dollar for ya"
random kid " fuck off old man"

2. some old pimp "my whipper snapper wint fit...!?"

3. lameo "...and he threw a whipper snapper at me!!"
"... wow misses montessouri you gotta be really old for somone to be that scared of you...."

by piro-cun September 26, 2006