Western Dream

When you wake up during a wet dream, and your little guy is still shooting.

guy 1: Man, I had a western dream this morning!
guy 2: You dreamt about cowboys and indians?
guy 1: No dude, I wwas dreaming about banging your mom, and I woke up and my little guy was still shooting

by the real John Wang September 20, 2011

Wesneday

The day after Tuesday if someone aks you what day it is

Aks him what day it is.

It's Wesneday, the day before Frursday, brraap!

by Yopinski December 20, 2011

Westerbation

The excessive need for attention and the extreme ability to waste time in an obnoxious manner

Hey quit westerbating we're trying to focus here. He suffers from Westerbation

Your westerbating again huh, I seen you side chatting again.

Oh you get a violation, you must have been westerbating.

by Sweetstud801 August 11, 2014

westernophile

A non westerner wishing s/he was a Westerner. Weaboo, but instead of being obsessed with japan, is obsessed with Western countries.

I love coffee, and I love guns! I'm basically American!
#2: Your'e such a westernophile

by Socialist Doge February 21, 2015

Wasted Wankertunnity

Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.

DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"

DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"

by VruhBaccum January 24, 2016

Wasted Wank

The realisation that your child is a fuckwit and you would rather of just had a wank that night.

Oh for fuck sake Jason get your head out of the railings. You really are a wasted wank.

by PhilMiddy June 7, 2016

Western Shootout

When you are having sex with a girl, and your friend is having sex with a different girl in the same room and your trying to see who will last longer before orgasm

Last night my friend and I had a western shootout with two girls, and I lost.

by Jvd6385 January 6, 2018