Wangery

A term for confusion, usually by multiple technical terms being thrown at someone, or by a torrent of complicated sums being forced upon someone.

Originated from the Mitchell and Webb sketch 'Numberwang' which is a spoof on nonsensical ridiculous mathematical gameshows.

"Aperture is relative to shutter speed, but ISO ratings can alter both of the previous to high of lower values depending on which way it is adjusted, along with increasing or reducing grain"

"WTF?! Total wangery!"

by Ade B February 13, 2009

wanker blanker

a wanker is a penis and a wanker blanker is a girl who has no sex appeal.

Miley Cyrus is a wanker blanker.

by el ga December 1, 2013

wanker yanker

1) An American who is also a wanker.

2) An American who is mid-wank.

Person 1: Oi mate, do you see that yank ova there?

Person 2: Yea mate, hes a wanker yanker.

Person 1: Literally.

by StevenAyank March 21, 2016

Wanderdrunk

Is a strong desire for or impulse to wander or travel and explore the world drunk.

I believe in being wanderdrunk.

by Infinitetraveler August 22, 2016

Wandersexual

When you find travelling more attractive than having a boyfriend or girlfriend.

I'm coming out as wandersexual.
People keep asking me why I'm still single but really I'm wandersexual

by extremebleh91 July 26, 2017

Wankerfied

To get so shitfaced that one behaves like a complete and utter wanker.

'Dude, I was so categorically wankerfied last night I tried to force feed my Nan my penis. That's why I always find the combination of open bar and open casket at the wake particularly dangerous.'

by Anonymous submissions December 20, 2017

wanker's cocoa

Finding it hard to get to sleep? A visit from mother palm and her five daughters and you'll be in the Land of Nod in next to no time.

"I couldn't sleep a wink last night."

"Should have made yourself a wanker's cocoa, mate."

by Yigman April 16, 2019