sex wagon 

Another name for a station wagon, being that it is quite possibly one of the best options for car sex.

I thought we were going to have to do it outside, but thankfully my girlfriend drives a sex wagon.

sex wagon by puddlesdedoodoo December 27, 2008

Gut Wagon 

The lunch truck that pulls up to industrial job sites and sells expired sandwiches and hoagies to grubby workers. It usually announces its arrival by way of some rediculous custom airhorn and is usually comondeered by a portly middle aged woman with a moustache.

Jake: Damn, no lunch for me today!
Ted: Why not?
Jake:I owe the Gut wagon lady 35 bucks and I dont get paid until Friday.

Gut Wagon by Exx October 26, 2006

Cheese Wagon

A 'Cheese Wagon' refers to a male who's scrotum hangs lower the penis itself.

Lucy: So how was he?
Anna: Awful! He was draggin' a cheese wagon
Lucy:.....oh

Mark: Damn its cold in here!
Kyle: Tell me about it! I'm rolling the cheese wagon!

Fran: Michael Angelo's David is so amazing..
Bob: CHEEEEESE WAGON!

Cheese Wagon by MasterofBates July 2, 2007

Dick Wagon 

A person that is a dick and talks shit about everyone, including his girlfriend!

Man he talks so much shit about her, hes a dick wagon.

Daniel Shaw is a Dick Wagon.

Dick Wagon by MyMilkShakesAreBetter October 21, 2010

off the pussy wagon 

The act of a man becoming gay or engaging in a homosexual relationship.

Akin to alcoholics' falling off the wagon as turning to drinking, falling 'off the pussy wagon' is turning to dick.

"What? I thought Mitch was dating Debra. Now he's with John?"

"Yeah, he's fallen off the pussy wagon"

off the pussy wagon by Gotham_Whore July 15, 2005

spaz wagon 

A vehicle (usually a minibus or a space wagon) used to transport several spaz to their destination.

PL: Fuck Sake! This stupid fuck in front is going so slow!!
Adski: Aye up!! It's a Spaz Wagon!

spaz wagon by Adski March 17, 2004

covered wagon 

When your in the bed with a loved one. Let out the most potent fart....bad enough to currdle milk then hurry and pulled the covers over your loves head. Forcing her to smell the rankness.

How about a covered wagon after the nights sex babe?

covered wagon by muffkateer September 21, 2006