Verbal Dyslexia

Verbal dyslexia is like having dyslexia, but speaking. Mostly happens when your anxious.

Me: *Says something that doesn't sound English*
You: Woah? What was that?
Me: Oh sorry. I have verbal dyslexia.

by HailzInSpace March 12, 2022

verbal slippage

When you say something you really didn't mean to say due to nervousness.

This can, in turn, cause nervousness and result in verbal slippages.

by Alexilore September 12, 2020

Verbal AIrrhoea

Advertising copy written by ChatGPT, Bard or other such robot.

Say there fellow copywriter, leave your emails, website and other copy matters to me and I'll drown your reader in so much verbal AIrrhoea they'll crap LinkedIn thought-leadership for a week.

by WriterD May 22, 2023

verbal blue balls

The anguish one feels when one hears an incomplete word or sentence out of anticipation and lack of fulfillment or closure.

Everyone gets verbal blue balls for a few moments when Dr. Frankenfurter sings "I see you shiver with antici-"

by b0ses December 04, 2022

pure verbal

Being a pure beta male and not respecpering the pure road man aggy wag1 code

Yo g ur being pure verbal innit don’t get aggy with mans

by therealrufus_2trappay November 25, 2021

PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT

Simply put a word or phrase in the ENTIRE EXHAUSTIVE usage that can be subverted and/or perverted.

Testimony to as never hurts.
Definition of subvert
transitive verb. MERIAM WEBSTER CREDIT

1: to overturn or overthrow from the foundation : RUIN, DESTROY
2: to pervert or corrupt by an undermining of morals, allegiance, or faith.

The telling me and " CAN YOU HEAR THEM, TALKING ABOUT YOU" as by away from you "G0SSIP is happening and you can find them fast as just say GO PISS as everybody around you who are indulgent on the GOGO TOLK (interpretation) have had been SUBVERTED into the PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT as an amazing VERBAL EVENT.

Is it so bad to stop the DESTROY by using PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT and hit the STY RODE on the PYRONES farm between SPAIN AND FRANCE and truly study the ODOR that emanates from there.

by DISTRAUGHT May 13, 2022

Unleash a verbal monster

To express a level of anger through a torrent of abuse via a social network

If I don't get what I want...I will f*cking "unleash a verbal monster" on Twitter, you c*nt.

by Mish P August 18, 2015