Botched vasectomy

A vasectomy that goes so wrong you have to end ur football career

Boys johhny Nevin is finished no more of the goat he got a botched vasectomy.

Isn't he the guy who puts vaseline on his thumb and sits on it?

Yeah

by Shinbagwarrior2 October 11, 2021

Welsh Vaseline

Used when reffering to saliva or spit.

Welsh Vaseline. Spat out when you have a lisp.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023

Leere Vase

German phrase meaning “Empty vase”. used to describe someone who is skin deep.

“Sure she’s got a nice rack but she’s a total leere vase.”

by TardoTheAssClown December 5, 2023

Stroodle-Vassen

Used as both a blessing or a curse

Samuel sneezed, so I politely said “Stroodle-Vassen” in response

by Tyler Silver July 30, 2024

Vapple vasectomy

Code name for John Egbert from the webcomic homestuck. Mostly if you are embarrassed about being John egbert

D: hey what'd your name?
John vapple:oh....its......va-pple...vasectomy..... vapple vasectomy

by Alan_is_gay March 5, 2024

Winter Vaseline

Vicks vaporub, a soothing, cooling lubricant.

Put some winter vaseline on those chapped bits.

by unholio February 6, 2026

French Vasectomy

When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.

Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024