Debatably the best band of all time. Albums: Vampire Weekend and Contra (new release). Band met at Columbia University, and has been playing for a few years.
by i'macoolperson March 15, 2010
Get the Vampire Weekendmug. 1. A bloke who racks up a number of notches on his bedpost by picking up rough looking birds in nightclubs on student nights. (Vampire because he preys on girls out at night, slayer because he 'slays' them with his mighty weapon).
2. Someone who kills vampires.
2. Someone who kills vampires.
Eddy: "Cor blimey, Dan brought another girl home from the student night!"
James: "I know, he's a real vampire slayer!"
James Woods, Kristy Swanson and Van Helsing all killed vampires, making them vampire slayers
James: "I know, he's a real vampire slayer!"
James Woods, Kristy Swanson and Van Helsing all killed vampires, making them vampire slayers
by Jamie Douglas January 21, 2007
Get the vampire slayermug. by TGSwag September 16, 2010
Get the Vampire Jizzmug. by P.V.C. September 6, 2009
Get the pussy vampiremug. by BewitchingCaz July 23, 2006
Get the Vampire whoremug. the candiru or canero (Vandellia cirrhosa) is a toothpick fish that lurks in the muddy waters of the amazon river. Its transluceny makes it very hard to spot, and it only about 1inch in length and 6mm wide.
It gets it nickname 'the vampire' fish because it slides into the gills of unsuspecting fish and latches onto the skin using its spine and sucks out the blood
It has become the most feared fish in the amazon even over the pirahna because it has been known to swin up the urinary traps of males and latch onto the inside of the uretha or willy. furthermore, women aren't exempt as the candiru can in fact swin into the vagina and anus causing much pain and suffering.
operation is the only way to remove the candiru which sometimes means amputation of the willy, aka getting your doodle cut off, which hurts according to many of the victims.
It gets it nickname 'the vampire' fish because it slides into the gills of unsuspecting fish and latches onto the skin using its spine and sucks out the blood
It has become the most feared fish in the amazon even over the pirahna because it has been known to swin up the urinary traps of males and latch onto the inside of the uretha or willy. furthermore, women aren't exempt as the candiru can in fact swin into the vagina and anus causing much pain and suffering.
operation is the only way to remove the candiru which sometimes means amputation of the willy, aka getting your doodle cut off, which hurts according to many of the victims.
damn caro u got me all infected with the vampire fish
Caro: i went swimming in the amazon all nakey and i have vampire fish in my cunt
Me: Tough break bitch
Caro: i went swimming in the amazon all nakey and i have vampire fish in my cunt
Me: Tough break bitch
by marty13 October 29, 2006
Get the vampire fishmug. by mrjack January 16, 2005
Get the vampire pussymug.