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Valen

someone who is so emo, downbad and simps too much. He doesn't like to get roasted but he's a masochist ;-;
but he's overall kind ig.
Valen : no la
no ones cares about ur opinion 😎
im not maso and sadist
maybe the sadist yes
but im not maso
by Kingmessiah123 April 8, 2022
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Crank that Darth Vader

Having sex with a woman, and after you ejaculate on her face you proceed to tell her you are her father.
Girl: What the French Toast I told you to finish in the sheets!

Guy: Bitch I am your father, bout to Crank that Darth Vader!
by Satchmosis March 16, 2008
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darth vader

A hand in a poker game when you're holding the two black fours. These are called the dark fours(dark force), and given the name the Darth Vader Hand.
My Darth Vader kicks your Ace high anyday!
by cjizzle May 7, 2005
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vale

a straight up g, someone who everyone respects, usually out of fear, unless your a lady you just wanna get with him
"dude that vale the other day.."
"yeah he was packin it big time"
g beast gangsta pimp balla playa man thug
by yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh October 20, 2009
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Valencia High School

Home to the hottest girls of the Santa Clarita Valley. These girls are the ones you find at "The Tables" most of them are slutty and will give you what you want. If you are not an "It" kid at this school stay far away from the "pretties". Not only do these girls look as hott as fuck, they have great personalities ( to the people they like) and they dress like they are in a designer fashion show everyday. There is one girl in each class who is basically a godess these are the most popular and hottest. If your not one of them, you wish you were, these are the girls that run the show.
guy one: hey didn't i see you in The Sports Illustrated catalogue?
a "Pretty": duhh, i go to valencia high school
guy one: want to go have sex in my car?
a "Pretty": i guess just don't cum on my Luis Vutton
by govikings April 15, 2009
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Valerie

Valerie is a jaw-dropping sexy girl, with an awesome ass and extraordinary body. Guys usually get hard just by looking at her. The worst about her is her French origin, which makes her totally arrogant. She also loves horseback riding. Even though she only started it because of the wild orgies with her coach Torsten Fuck! She also models for a porn magazine, where she poses naked in all kind of positions on horses. You will meet her anywhere, as long as there is alcohol because she is a huge alcoholic. She looks and acts like a huge slut, but in reality she’s still a virgin. She’s also in an open relationship with a girl, which suggests that she might be a lesbian. She knows close to everybody, especially all the stoners in town, also everyone knows her because of her image. She’s also a really good friend, but she doesn’t like to let new people get close to her.
A: Damn, she looks like a huge slut!
B: Naw, she's still a virgin, such a Valerie.

A: Look at that girl with the bottle of vodka, she's been drinking all night!
B: Yeah, that's Valerie!
by DavSebas October 5, 2011
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darth vader

Son of Smi Skywalker, husband to Padme Amidala, father of Luke. An extremely powerful Jedi Knight turned Sith Lord, he helped spread terror and chaos throughout the galaxy. Also known as Anakin Skywalker.
by tt March 4, 2003
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