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Kristof Vampire

A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.
I gave her a Kristof Vampire yesterday... it was messy.
by The K Master April 18, 2008
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Pussy Vampire

One who sucks the blood from a females genitals during the menstration period.
Woman:I have my period
PV :Sounds good (Sucks blood from pussy)
by PV March 18, 2005
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Kung Fu Vampire

Kung Fu Vampire | Kung foo Vampyr
noun (pl. -nos)
A mysterious creature of the night, inspiring without permission, creating affluence amongst the undead, The Yin and Yang of Fang.

ORIGIN: Sicilian Born (1886) Symphonic Composer died in 1977 re-animated sometime between the release of Star Wars episode 4 and the death of Elvis Presley.

PRESENT: A gothic orchestrated hip hop group formed in
the year 2000. This band blends rap lyrics over live Symphony, Jazz and Drum N Bass. Based in the San Francisco Bay Area Kung Fu Vampire features Cello, Violin, Fire & Belly Dancers, The Santour (dulcimer),
Keyboards, Singers, a Rapper, Electric Upright Bass & Drums.
That guy looks different, acts different and glows with darkness, he is sinister and peaceful at the same time, maybe it's the Kung Fu Vampire.
by Kungfu Vampire June 28, 2007
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vampire disco

Black leather platform shoes that always go at least halfway up the leg and have either zippers, laces, or straps the whole length of the shoe. Also a fictional place where people wearing those shoes would go whilst wearing them.
-Her shoes are so vampire disco!

-Is she going to the vampire disco?
by Quam Celerrime October 2, 2008
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vampire mode

When you have been binge drinking for so long that your body rejects solid food.
I've been off work for a week and I'm in vampire mode now.
by stupenzo October 3, 2013
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Vampire Shit

When you dump so hard, your life force goes out your butt hole.
I took a serious vampire shit earlier today, and I haven’t felt human since.
by IlldefineIt December 18, 2017
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Vampress

A red haired woman of the night. Usually striking in beauty and wildly erotic. Most often, a vegan.
That ginger woman, Amanda, is quite the sexy vampress !
by Mrs V. December 7, 2018
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