Toast prepared for drunk naked housemates by a previously asleep, sober, unnaked housemate. invented in Southampton in 2009. Use of a sober dressed party necessary to provide modesty via hands and less risk of drunk knife/appliance use. Often accompanied by lunges.
"Emily, we're drunk, wake up and make us some NAKED TOAST because we're busy covering our genitals with our hands and can't slice bread."
by Westridge massive January 14, 2014
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Cant't wait to eat this sandwich, I even toasted the bread! *pulls out sandwich* Oh darn, my toast has become retro toasted!
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Generally, major disappointment in oneself. Specifically, the act of killing oneself in one's bathtub through electric waves. Abbreviated as "btt".
by eliaszjm December 20, 2016
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"Hey man, this tastes weird. I thought you said this was butter toast?"
"No bro, I use toast for a jizz rag. That's nutter toast!"
"No bro, I use toast for a jizz rag. That's nutter toast!"
by Some random guy named CS February 15, 2018
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by Voxpopeye February 26, 2018
Get the taint toaster mug.The act of nutting in a girls vagina so much that she leaks, then spreading jelly or jam over her clit. Finally, you jizz all over her body and let the cum harden, then eat her out Optionally, you can become a cannibal and just eat her.
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