by ER Psych January 16, 2016
Get the tots cramug. "Tots could" emerged from the legend of a creature called "Tots." This creature eats people who say extremely stupid things in response to normal reactions or statements. However, since people are quite stupid, it takes a while for Tots to identify and devour them. To activate him, people recite the ancient mantra: "Tots could." Mind you, you CANNOT by ANY means complete the sentence ("Tots could eat you"), for that is the greatest sin and disgrace to Lord Tots.
by HeurseShert August 4, 2024
Get the Tots couldmug. Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.
Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.
Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."
"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"
by sniffyforastiffy? May 27, 2025
Get the Tootsie Tot Puddie Popmug. A cute tall boy with brown hair and brown eyes. He’s really sweet and caring. and makes you feel butterflies :)
by bjuff December 8, 2020
Get the Tater totmug. by Keikush September 3, 2019
Get the Tooter-totmug. A prostitute from Ireland. Most famous because they are as cheap as a potato used to make tater tots.
by Pan Protektor November 22, 2021
Get the Tater totmug. by TessaLynnK September 16, 2014
Get the tots migoymug.