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Shard jap

Def 1: Shard jap is to bang someone with your fist, having them broken like a mirror, and causing brief overcome is which to offer low tolerance to any sharp objects such as broken glass and such.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.
1:

Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*

Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!
by KablePosa April 22, 2019
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Jap

Jap: derogatory slur, slang: Name for Japanese National. Predominately used during World War Two.

Plural: Japs
We could continue the Island Hopping strategy for 10 years at the cost of a million troops, or bomb the Japs with that new type of bomb and see what happens?
by Mouth hole March 14, 2023
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Jap

A cool handsome boy. He gets all the girls. He's creative, intelligent, generous and all the other words you would use to describe a good person. He's great at sports and knows how to speak every single language and play every instrument.
OMG It's Jap!!
by oTGP January 3, 2022
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Jungle-Jap

"Were going back to Vietnam, we got to fight the Jungle-Japs."
by Fork and Apothem May 15, 2025
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jap

you're acting like a jap.
by bossman651 October 4, 2019
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Jap

A jab is a term popularized by a Florida teen named Travon Myrie which describes someone who does things in odd ways and their actions come off as weird to other people.These people always find a way to make things weird.
This man mike puts his milk in the bowl before the cereal, mike is a Jap
by Florida slangs port October 7, 2019
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Japped

Yea I’m japped about her/him

He/she got me japped
by Prblmchild216 April 12, 2025
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