by roanertime June 06, 2019
by stilllovesfilm October 25, 2007
by w5a46es7difuhkjhsrate September 23, 2020
When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.
That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.
by iwanttotouchyourwords March 08, 2016
lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.
by J Kimball August 12, 2005
One of the funniest comedians to ever pick up a microphone. People either love him or hate him, but most people love him. While listening to his retaliation CD while driving home, i laughed so hard I almost got into an accident. He made several appearances on Crank Yankers, and Shorties Watching Shorties
by Joey Schneider October 28, 2005
An insult directed at the Texas Longhorns.
by texas sucks big giant dick September 20, 2009