thrumpkin

If while performing a blumpkin the bitch were to throw up it becoms a thrumpkin.

Man I was with this girl last night and she gave me a thrumpkin, it was tight!

by apac666 August 23, 2008

Wood thrusting

Where a man is sexually deprived and leads his fun to nature.
Basically. A Man thrusting his penis in/between trees to get sexual pleasure.

Dave: Hey Jim. Have you ever put your penis between a split tree and thrusted between it?
Jim: Oh you mean Wood Thrusting? Me and my son do that every sunday.

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

German Thrust Fork

In a three-some (two men, one woman), when each of the males performs anal sex with each other after recently excreting. Then taking a fork and scraping off any "poo" residue from their penis' and then both ejaculating onto the fork. Finally, taking the fork and inserting the fork into the woman's vagina then hand feeding her the substance(s).

Me and Mark gave Janine a German Thrust Fork!

by vulgardisplayofmurder June 10, 2009

saitan thrust

when a guy works out for 11 teen years striaght then gets rele worked up about fucking a girl and is so excited and full of energy that he thrusts her so hard her pelvis breaks (the thrust is so powerful thats it seems like the person called apon saitanic powers)

oh man i gave ur mom a saitan thrust last night and now shes in the hospital

by jables1525 January 20, 2009

thums up

A beer bottle that has been stuck up a girl's vagina.

-Can you hand me that beer?
-Man, I dunno if you want that, Cindy took it in the other room earlier
-Fuck! Why do all the bottles here have to be thums up?!

by Colie May 14, 2005

Thrustice

Thrust the Spear of Justice into the enemy while shouting Thrustice!

"THRUSTICE!"

by Thrustice of Justice May 3, 2014

thrush

An annoying little boy that just won't leave you alone no matter how much you scratch him.

I wish he would leave me alone, he's such an annoying cunt.

by JEM August 16, 2004