Definitions by JEM

Agritang

stevie hanna on a Saturday night at dr browns, agri short for agritang

"do you know lettuce?" "what?" "lettuce buck ye yeooo" "mate your agritang lek"

Agritang by jem October 3, 2016

dak 

Extremely conservative guy on the NG Politics BBS

Dak is such an asshole.

dak by jem April 25, 2006

gday 

derived from the words 'good' and 'day', gday is an australian word used to greet ones mate buddy or cobber.

person 1: gday mate, how goes it true blue fair dinkum aussie bloke?
person 2: it goes great cobber, hows yourself?
person 1: well my missus has been mad at me because i stayed at the pub too long drinking emu export
person 2: dont worry buddy, come around to my place later and we can watch the footy and drink booze
person 1: your a true mate cob, fair dinkum

gday by Jem January 4, 2005

downhill skiing 

The biggest slut in school gives these to the borders most nights. One dude on each side giving them handjobs.

Lucy went downhill skiing, her poles were miles and josh.

downhill skiing by jem August 17, 2004

munch dawgs 

The hunger cravings one gets when under the influence of a specific illicit drug. We don't say munchies anymore, we say much dawgs cos its much trippyer (especially when stoned).

"after that last sesh harold got the munch dawgs hardcore"

munch dawgs by Jem August 17, 2004

Salad 

A salad is a term to define an attractive looking female that looks as if she is worth having sexual intercourse with.

Shes a fucken' salad mate, I'd go her no questions asked.

Salad by Jem August 16, 2004

Spread the cheese 

To give someone anal sex and clean one's partner's anus before commencing.

You spread the cheese you faggot!

Spread the cheese by Jem August 16, 2004