thrush

An annoying little boy that just won't leave you alone no matter how much you scratch him.
I wish he would leave me alone, he's such an annoying cunt.
by JEM August 16, 2004
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moopet

Another way of saying 'muppet', less harsh way of saying 'idiot'.
"I just caught myself in my fly"
"Deary me, you moopet!"
by Jem November 04, 2003
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Cheese Platter

A term generally reffering to an attractive looking female that you would keep coming back to for more.
"She's a cheese platter, I'd go her many times mate, many times..."
by Jem August 16, 2004
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metro sexual

another example of American society's unwillingness, or perhaps inability, to embrace a diverse, pluralistic society by creating absurd definitions and labels that are based on irrational fears of sexuality, socially ingrained stereotypes, and in general, a thoughtless, mindless, unexperienced, rigged, and isolated American way of life.
contrary to conventional wisdom, personal hygiene, skin care, and a positive self image are not directly correlated with sucking penis...there are countless examples of this arcross the word. if you need specifics we imagine you lack substatial life experience.
by jem June 22, 2004
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Are you from Syria

A term used to ask if one is serious about the comment they just made. (wog term)
Are you from syria mate??? oh my god
by jem August 16, 2004
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EasyTiger

Nickname for Jem. Website : www.easytigeronline.co.uk
by Jem November 04, 2003
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aztec

a log of human waste that is so smooth and clean that no wiping is required upon doing one.
"that was a good shit man, i didn't even need to wipe, it was an aztec"
by jem August 16, 2004
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