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Poonin' For A Ride

When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.

She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.

These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.

Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.

The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!

Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
by Scrappy SamCat October 15, 2011
mugGet the Poonin' For A Ridemug.

ride the Nue

Cruising down; The Block, Your Street, the main street in your neighborhood. The Avenue. A street where there is typically a lot of foot traffic or action. Street with a lot of clubs, bars, drugs, prostitutes, beggars, street vendors etc.
Aint nothin crackin off til about 11pm we might as well just ride the nue.
by Trinide May 12, 2007
mugGet the ride the Nuemug.

air ride

type of suspension utilizing an air compression system which replaces stock or aftermarket shocks. They are especially made for comfort and you can adjust each shock individually at any time

http://www.raderwerks.com/gallery.cfm
guy 1: my dub is slammed hard

guy 2: thats tight but tour lip has gotta be fucked up from speed bumps right

guy 1: nah i've got air ride
by dubber4life April 19, 2009
mugGet the air ridemug.

Ride the Adventure

To live life to it's fullest; almost like keeping it real.
Everday I try to Ride the Adventure.
by Ammon December 14, 2005
mugGet the Ride the Adventuremug.

riding bitch

A person riding between the driver and passenger in a pickup truck. Generally an uncomfortable position in the cab, hence the name.
"Damn, I'm not riding bitch again."
by x January 22, 2003
mugGet the riding bitchmug.

blunt ride

Geographically specific driving loop Utilized for the smoking of the Marijuana blunt on a beautiful day. This loop usually takes up the perfect amount of time to smoke a blunt, and provides you with backroad privacy to avoid pigs
Me- Herman, its so nice out i dont wanna just smoke gravity bongs in the basement all day.

Herman-Lets go on a blunt ride... paradise lake loop sound good?

Me-Hell yea man i love that loop, just enough time for a fatty, and we never see piggies
by Jigga Jerm May 8, 2006
mugGet the blunt ridemug.

ride dirty

To travel in a vehicle with a felonious amount of substance
Ray-Ray, he ride dirty - homey had six ounces up in the Escalade.
by Craig Pizzle June 23, 2006
mugGet the ride dirtymug.

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